Pity me

If it turns out I'm wrong, and there truly is a God. The fucker's gonna pay. Any intelligent being who would create something as vile as the common cold deserves no worship. I'll hunt God down myself and make the bastard taste my snot. Due punishment for being forced to hack up phlegm all day. He's gonna rue the day I die and he has to deal with me.

On a slightly related note. I don't know if it really helps my immune system or if it is simply hippy propaganda, but Naked Juice is goddamn delicious. Why has it taken this long for someone to figure out how to bottle a smoothie? Sure it's a tad pricey, but it is totally worth it. Plus they list the ingredients and measurements to make your own! Talk about unconventional marketing.

-Brandon